#I cant keep calm its my birthday update#

I am sure I will not remember many names. It is time to invite as many people as possible to my big day before old age and short memory complications kick in.Here comes a new year with new resolutions and more adventures.I thank God and my parents for creating such an incredible human.I cannot believe the year for me to start lying about my age has arrived.To hell with maturity and growing old, I will have fun and unleash the teen in me because this is my day.HBD to me, and thank God for good genes.The secret to staying young is living honestly, eating slowly, and lying about my age.Instead of putting candles on a cake to make it a birthday cake, I will put candles on a pie and get drunk in the kitchen.

#I cant keep calm its my birthday update#

Check out these unique quotes and messages you can post as a status update on your special day. Is it okay to send birthday wishes to myself? Self-appreciation has become the new norm in the world and is a beautiful thing to do. I hope that today you look at me and feel my love.ġ00+ funny happy birthday jokes and puns for adults and kids Unique birthday quotes for self Photo of brown and white icing-covered cake with kiwi.

Through all these years, God, I feel your love and care.

HBD to me! I am born again and blessed by the most high.

Wishing myself a day filled with happiness and a year filled with joy.

I am celebrating the journey of life today.

I count my age by friends, not years, and count my life by smiles, not tears.

I deserve some time off after making investments with every penny I make.

If the money I have cannot solve my problems, I create time to spend that money.

Forget the past look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.

I think the sun decided to shine at its glossiest because of my b-day.

May the future bring me more sweet surprises.

I conquered my past and can overcome anything in this world.

May I be a blessing to my loved ones this new year.

HBD to me! I hope all my birthday wishes and dreams come true.

I usually do not drink, but my b-day brings me many temptations I am reluctant to overcome.

I hope my celebration gives me many happy memories!.What a wonderful day! What a wonderful life! HBD to me!.So let me create time to eat the money I have been making. Happy birthday to me! Allow me to enjoy myself.I am grateful for the gift of life and wish to grow grey hair and lose my teeth someday.Since nobody can spoil me better than myself, may my heart guide me to the best places.You can make your day extra special by sending yourself or posting simple birthday wishes, as listed below. Some wise people say that a simple life is a beautiful life. 100+ happy birthday wishes for a male friend to send to your bro Simple happy birthday messages for self